Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Twelve Days of Delivery



I have twelve days left until my delivery date ... (*ahem*) ...

Twelve Days of Delivery

On the first day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
A tight pain in my belly!

On the second day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Two more doctor's visits ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the third day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Three-hour sleep cycles ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the fourth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Four pants that still fit ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the fifth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Five more (MORE!) pounds ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the sixth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Six random headaches ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the seventh day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Seven times a day I'm hungry ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the eighth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Eight hundred things to do ("Where's the baby book??)
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the ninth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Nine months of choices to doubt ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the tenth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Ten daily trips to the bathroom ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the eleventh day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Eleven bottles still left to sterilize ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

On the twelfth day 'til delivery,
Pregnancy gave to me:
Twelve days that could turn to twenty ...
And a tight pain in my belly!

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